- The husband who focuses on his biological family at the expense of his married family.
- The man in the car behind me yesterday morning who thought I would enjoy him riding my rear. I did not.
- The Carolina Panthers (you knew something about football was coming, didn't you?) NOT for losing their game but for not having leadership on the team and for hiring people the owners can control instead of people who know football and don't take crap off of whiny quarterbacks.
- Myself. In an attempt to jump start some creativity.
- The daughter who moved back in with the understanding that we would NOT have a messy/filthy room yet continues to keep a messy room with dirty dishes and fast food trash. AND who has ruined the furniture that I spent so much time painting.
- People who do things I suggested and act like it was their original thought.
- Anyone who decides to hold a class I have to attend from 4:00-5:00 this Thursday. I hate rush hour traffic.
- Anyone who uses the term, 'mandatory.'
- The first five people I saw as I entered Bed, Bath and Beyond this morning who all just had to exchange pleasantries. I was there on a mission not a social call.
- Drunks.
There. I feel a bit better now. LOL
Thank goodness the lovelies will be here this weekend AND my dad and step-mom. It's engagement party time!
Now, tell me, who do YOU want to SMACK?
Mandatory meetings on my day off.
ReplyDeleteThe company my hubby retired from is taking away his insurance plan and "helping" him sign up for the affordable care plan........which means I have to work three more years to stay on my insurance plan at work! Grrrrrrrrrr
Don't get me started on the whole insurance thing. They sure do have us by the you know what don't they?
DeleteAll the idiots in Washington right now, but we won't go there!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. I thought we had all the idiots here. Lol
DeleteYou mean daughters can live in messy,dirty,food garbage infested rooms too? I thought sons were the slobs. Lord knows mine was. I don't miss that at all. How about I give you a hug instead of smacking somebody?xx
ReplyDeleteWell, I know that this one can. & I also know that it's driving me insane. AND, I will take that hug. :)
ReplyDeleteI am with you on number 6! Why do people do that? Do they think we forgot that we gave them the idea, or do they honestly think it is their idea?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what they think but its annoying, isn't ?
DeleteAnd the list could be lots, lots longer. :-)
ReplyDeleteAmen,Sistah!
DeleteI'm not sure I would dare start a "smack" list. It could easily get out of hand. Lol
ReplyDeleteMine nearly did. I had to cut it. And quick! LOL
DeleteLove your list. I am so sorry your daughter has ruined all of the furniture you worked so hard on. I know that it wasn't #1 on your list, but I am sure it is an ongoing frustration. And #1 sounds bad, too. I think family tends to bring out the smacking impulse in everyone...
ReplyDeleteYou're right about family. Well, his family. LOL
DeleteLove #6!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to smack people (in this house) who say pizza is a "handy" dinner! I've just spent 2 hours cleaning the oven racks!
Funny how people conveniently forget where they got an idea. Nobody here notices messes they make. And why should they?it's not like they have to clean it up or anything.
Deleteat the moment I can't think of anyone needing a smack. I'm relatively mellow right now. Oh wait just remember this stupid insurance company calling wanting to set-up a private meeting. They just want to sell us stuff we don't want.
ReplyDeleteSo you offer a smacking service?
Ha - love this list!
ReplyDeleteI have to say, today, I don't want to smack anyone - yeah me!
But don't ask me tomorrow. :D
Goodness, that is quite the list : ) I hope the engagement party is a happy stress-free event and you enjoy time with the lovelies.
ReplyDeleteI would smack one of my sons and two of my brothers..........IF I thought it would make a difference!
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