I Resolve...

...that I won't be changing quite a few things. I know myself too well. I don't make New Year's resolutions because I don't keep them. But there are things about me that just don't change. And I'm ok with that. SO---

In 2014, I will continue to:

1. Twist my hair when I'm tired. Or sitting still. Or bored. 
2. Complain about the weather being too hot.
3. Live here even though I complain about the weather being too hot.
4. Hate it when people talk on top of each other. And when people interrupt others in the middle of a sentence. Rude. And stupid.
5. Not understand Snapchat. Or Instagram. Or at least not understand the need for them.
6. Pick at my cuticles. 
7. Be disgusted by Miley Cyrus. Unless she grows the hell up PDQ. How proud her parents must be (please note that this sentence is dripping with sarcasm). 
8. Be disgusted by those who make excuses for their kid's bad behavior.
9. Be overweight. IF things go like they usually do. IF not, I'll gladly accept the loss. 
10. Roll my eyes when I read some of the things people post on Facebook. Seriously. NOBODY wants to know that much about another person. Not stuff like that anyway. 
11. Cringe when I hear someone use bad grammar. "If someone had just tooken the time to buckle up." And that was from a highway patrolman. Sheesh.
12. Give a snort of derision when the news stations talk about the Polar Bear Plunge on New Year's Day out on Sullivan's Island. Yes, it's for a good cause. Yes, people have fun. BUT: There is NOTHING polar bearish about the weather or the water here on New Year's Day with the lowest water temp since 1995, I believe, being 41. Though it may be just cold enough to shake off the negative effects from the previous night's transgressions. LOL
13. Want to string up child molesters and animal abusers. And do bad things to them. Really bad. And painful.
14. Want to move to the coast of Maine and live in a lovely cottage there. Or somewhere similar across the pond. 
15. Enjoy every moment I get with the family all together.
16. Love football.
17. Use bad language when driving. Or watching football. Or listening to some people talk. Or reading. Or watching the news.
18. Keep hope alive. If I haven't lost it yet, I'm pretty sure I won't. 
19. Laugh. As much as possible. At anything I can.
20. Love and appreciate my wonderful friends.

That's my top 20. What's on your list?

Happy New Year, Y'all!