Top 20 Things I Do Not Want to Hear in 2014

Because I'm sick of hearing about them. Because they're stupid. Because people are stupid if they think I believe a word of it. Or just because enough is, enough. I'd much rather hear how we've all banded together for the good of all. How cancer has been cured. How the big corporations care more about people than profit. Yeah, I'm living in a dream world. LOL

The top 20 things I do not want to hear about in 2014:

1. Celebrity babies (or celebrity anything for that matter). 
2. Dr. Oz's latest anything (because, let's face it, he's become totally commercial). 
3. Miley Freaking Cyrus (for obvious reasons).
4. Erectile dysfunction commercials (good grief). 
5. #Hashtag (#overkill #transcendedintoverbalconversations #stopthemadness).
6. Healthcare (too much talk and nobody knows anything). 
7. Candy Crush (what a waste of time). 
8. The latest, butthisonereallyworks, diet (because we all know WHAT to do, we just need to do it). 
9. There is no scientific evidence that GMOs are bad for you (because that's BS).
10. How to be happy/positive (seriously? We can't figure this out on our own?)
11. Bipartisan (talk about BS).
12. Rand Paul (moron. And I absolutely include that idiot, Sarah Palin in this category).
13. Selfies (so uninteresting. Oh, and NOT art.).
14. Things I MUST know (who says I MUST?).
15. Sexting (including the people who do it). 
16. Cancer (unless they tell me it has been eradicated from the face of the earth. I hate cancer.). 
17. New parent advice (follow your instincts people).
18. Snow storms (I'm not getting any and others are getting too much). 
19. Butt exercises (just get off of it).
20. Reversal of the aging process (if there was truly a way, we'd all still be young). 

Ok, y'all are up! What's on your list!